What is E-mails from Hell?

Here’s the deal, people...

I have spent the last few years e-mailing people under the fictitious name, William Wyndell. Why William Wyndell? It was the first name that popped into my head. Under this assumed identity, my time was spent answering online ads, inquiring businesses, and basically menacing anyone who had an e-mail address.

As my collection of rude and obnoxious e-mail conversations grew, my demand from friends to send them the latest story became greater. The dialogue I (William Wyndell) carried with these unsuspecting people has turned into a hilarious book, and the first of a series.

This book, Emails from Hell, Volume I: The Wrath of William Wyndell, is no literary masterpiece. It will not change the world, won’t cure disease and won’t end famine. It will win neither a Pulitzer Prize nor the Nobel Peace Prize. It’s not even a “think” piece, so if you are looking for something with serious depth, then this is not the book for you. But if you are looking for something that is truly one of a kind, funny and will make you laugh, then E-mails from Hell is the perfect read for you.

But don’t just take my word for it:

“...William, with the utmost respect I’d have to say you are really one big dipshit. I have read all the stupid e-mails you’ve been sending an associate of mine.”

“...you’ll have to learn Portuguese somewhere else. I don’t take students who are insulting.”

“...I don’t really want to call you, as you are the ‘rudest’ person I have ever e-mailed, and I ‘hate’ rude people!”

“...William, I am trying to keep an open mind about you, but your brash statements are making that very difficult. I would appreciate you toning down your language and your delivery. Otherwise, best of luck to you.”

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